by Sheila | Oct 25, 2012 | Blog, Self care
Next up on my laugh-out-loud list, more light-bulb jokes! From the “A”s… Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Five: One to write the grant proposal, one to do the mathematical modelling, one to type the research paper, one...
by Sheila | Oct 18, 2012 | Blog, Self care
Next up on my laugh-out-loud list, in the style of Garrison Keillor… How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Roman Catholic: None. Candles only. Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and...
by Sheila | Oct 11, 2012 | Blog, Self care
Next up on my laugh-out-loud list… The Vet Bill A woman brought a very limp parrot into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his...
by Sheila | Oct 4, 2012 | Blog, Self care
Next up on my laugh-out-loud list… The Wreck A lady had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. “My...
by Sheila | Sep 27, 2012 | Blog, Self care
Next up on my laugh-out-loud list… Fire! There was a Texas oil tycoon who was watching his largest oil well going up in flames. He called in the best fire fighting equipment money could buy but there was no way they could get close enough to the intense flames...